psa im unfollowing a lot of blogs and im not gunna make/reblog posts anymore but i guess i’ll like some posts and im just generally not going to be on here as much so unfollow me if you want i guess
I’m blaming it being Friday the 13th for me seeing someone hugely pregnant from my high school class and my pregnant PE teacher at the doctor
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. So many books that she doesn’t have any clothes. She doesn’t own any dishes and eats her ramen off of vintage Hemingway novels. Date a girl who literally spends all her money on books and doesn’t live in a house and builds her house out of John Green novels and then uses her book’s shredded pages to brew tea because girls who drink tea are vastly superior to girls who do not. Date a girl who loves books. Date a girl that masturbates with book spines, whose high school yearbook quote was “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.” Date a girl who reads."
honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited
that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS
This is what 6 years without another book does to a person
THE VERY LONG LIST OF AWESOME LADIES ON TV: Hannah McKay [Dexter]Killing for me is just surrendering to nature’s way. Nature adds and subtracts. Survival of the fittest.
things to say during sex;
- ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
- wa pa pa pa pa pa pow
- hatee hatee hatee ho
- joff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff
- jacha chacha chacha chow
- kraka kaka kaka kaka kow
- a hee ahee ha hee
- a oo oo oo ooo
reminder to my uci friends to pay your fall fees by monday so you don’t get dropped from your classes!!
have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
how did i get so lucky
more like how did they get so lucky